Is It A Sin To Deliver This To My Mom?
Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend who just turned 35 years old. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercings and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it’s not only that, Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams. xI’ve learned that marihuana doesn’t hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we may want. In the meantime, we’ll pray for science to find the AIDS cure so Ahmed can get better; he deserves it. Since he currently doesn’t have a job, he spends all of his time with me. Don’t worry, Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I’ll visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your daughter
P.S. Mom, it’s not true. I’m at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the report card that’s in my desk drawer.
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by rose203
on 05. Feb, 2010
i hope your mom has good sense of humor if not dont bother
by dougddog
on 05. Feb, 2010
No, but it’s pretty immature and stupid.
by batgirl2
on 05. Feb, 2010
lol its awesome go for it… lol i wish i could see her face omg
by Megahotd
on 05. Feb, 2010
OMFG U NEED TO GIVE HER IT! Just slip it under ur door or something!
by ????? BaNaNaBaBi ?????
on 05. Feb, 2010
lol, Great way 2 get your point across, puts things in perspective a little. Although i hope your mom has a good sense of humor and doesn’t keel over with a heart attack after the 3rd sentence
And no, humor isn’t a sin yet, although god seems to have a thing about people having fun. So say a little prayer whilst hitting send and maybe he wont notice as hel be basking in your praise/grovelling. Or even better, ditch religion and think for yourself instead……………
by buzzard1
on 05. Feb, 2010
Read it before , was funny the first time only .
Its a sin to horrify others especially your mum .
by Architec
on 05. Feb, 2010